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1.     I prepared to enjoy being rewarded for answering the question correctly.  I did this by eating the lolly snake.  First, I ate the head of the lolly snake.  Second, I prepared to eat the next part of the lolly snake.  Third, I repeated this until I had eaten all of the lolly snake.  In this way, I prepared to enjoy being rewarded for answering the question correctly by eating the lolly snake.

2.    I prepared to enjoy being rewarded for passing the ball correctly.  I did this by eating the lolly centipede.  First, I ate the head of the lolly centipede.  Second, I prepared to eat the next part of the lolly centipede.  Third, I repeated this until I had eaten all of the lolly centipede.  In this way, I prepared to enjoy being rewarded for passing the ball correctly by eating the lolly centipede.

3.     I prepared to enjoy being rewarded for correctly handling the person.  I did this by eating the lolly millipede.  First, I ate the head of the lolly millipede.  Second, I prepared to eat the next part of the lolly millipede.  Third, I repeated this until I had eaten all of the lolly millipede.  In this way, I prepared to enjoy being rewarded for correctly handling the person by eating the lolly millipede.

4.    I prepared to take action.  I did this by standing on the “thereness” position.  First, I arrived at the “thereness” position.  Second, I stood on the “thereness” position.  Third, I took the happy snaps.  In this way, I prepared to take action by standing on the “thereness” position.

5.    I prepared to neaten you.  I did this by being with you.  First, I found you.  Second, I spent time with you.  Third, I slotted in with you.  In this way, I prepared to neaten you by being with you.

6.    I prepared to attend the appointment.  I did this by verifying that I was on time.  First, I verified that the time of the hour hand was before the designated time.  Second, I verified that the time of the minute hand was before the designated time.  Third, I verified that the time of the second hand was before the designated time.  In this way, I prepared to attend the appointment by verifying that I was on time.

7.    I prepared to host a breasonings festival.  I did this by determining that the breasoner was the best.  First, I observed the breasoner earn the best job.  Second, I observed the breasoner bear the best child.  Third, I observed the breasoner earn the highest grades.  In this way, I prepared to host a breasonings festival by determining that the breasoner was the best.

8.    I prepared to achieve a peaceful result.  I did this by observing the diplomat achieving the result.  First, I found the contention.  Second, I found the side of the contention.  Third, I negotiated for this side of the contention.  In this way, I prepared to achieve a peaceful result by observing the diplomat achieving the result.

9.     I prepared to write how the 190 breasonings could be used to manufacture the musical composition.  I did this by stating that 190 breasonings were written for the musical composition.  First, I wrote the first breasoning.  Second, I prepared to write the next breasoning.  Third, I repeated this until I had written all the breasonings.  In this way, I prepared to write how the 190 breasonings could be used to manufacture the musical composition by stating that 190 breasonings were written for the musical composition.

10.   I prepared to earn 100%.  I did this by critically analysing the musical composition in an essay.  First, I wrote about the rhythm.  Second, I wrote about the beats.  Third, I wrote about the stew of it.  In this way, I prepared to earn 100% by critically analysing the musical composition in an essay.

11.    I prepared to jail the criminals.  I did this by preventing the burglary.  First, I contacted the burglary.  Second, I reported the criminals to them.  Third, I described the criminals to the police.  In this way, I prepared to jail the criminals by preventing the burglary.

12.   I prepared to write a pop philosophy.  I did this by driving the man for preventative treatment.  First, I found the man.  Second, I started the car’s ignition.  Third, I drove the man to hospital.  In this way, I prepared to write a pop philosophy by driving the man for preventative treatment.

13.    I prepared to find the princess character to marry the frog character.  I did this by sighting the frog character.  First, I sighted his neck crown.  Second, I sighted his webbed feet.  Third, I sighted the spheres at the end of his toes.  In this way, I prepared to find the princess character to marry the frog character by sighting the frog character.

14.   I prepared to record rewards from God.  I did this by displaying the ratio in the philosophy magazine.  First, I wrote 1.  Second, I wrote the delimiter colon “:”.  Third, wrote 1.  In this way, I prepared to record rewards from God by displaying the ratio in the philosophy magazine.

15.   I prepared to go to positive peaks.  I did this by observing that the stone fortress helped people avoid negative ruts.  First, I identified the rut.  Second, I avoided it.  Third, I was protected in the stone fortress.  In this way, I prepared to go to positive peaks.  I did this by observing that the stone fortress helped people avoid negative ruts.

16.   I prepared to observe the man enter the office.  I did this by observing the man cross the road.  First, I observed him stand at the side of the road.  Second, I observed him start to cross the road.  Third, I observed him until he had finished crossing the road.  In this way, I prepared to observe the man enter the office by observing him cross the road.

17.   I prepared to train students to earn higher grades.  I did this by selling the pedagogy screen en masse.  First, I sold the pedagogy screen, instructions about how to earn A grade using it, and what to aim for with A grade, to the first, person.  Second, I prepared to sell them to the next person.  Third, I repeated this until I had sold them to all the people in the set, or “en-masse”.  In this way, I prepared to train students to earn higher grades by selling the pedagogy screen en masse.

18.   I prepared to listen to the movie.  I did this by outlawing robot weapons (programmed the robot to read the book).  First, I programmed the robot to intertwine her voice with reasons represented by the 250 breasonings per page of the book.  Second, I prepared the inflection of the voice reading the line from the story.  Third, I programmed the robot to dramatically read the line from the story.  In this way, I prepared to listen to the movie by outlawing robot weapons (programmed the robot to read the book).

19.    I prepared to prolong life (removing causes of death).  I did this by determining that the robot meant people would live for longer.  First, I programmed the robot to compile pedagogical argument for each departmental object experienced.  Second, I programmed the robot to compile 50 pedagogical arguments for each departmental object experienced.  Third, I programmed the robot to take care of the person by compiling 50 pedagogical arguments for each medicinal object (e.g. causing happiness by preventing psychiatric sadness causes) experienced.  In this way, I prepared to prolong life (removing causes of death) by determining that the robot meant people would live for longer.

20.  I prepared to start a family.  I did this by taking care of the woman.  First, I took care of her health.  Second, I took care of her wealth.  Third, I took care of her wisdom.  In this way, I prepared to start a family by taking care of the woman.

21.   I prepared to create a brain mousse.  I did this by writing a book for my brain.  First, I wrote a part about my senses.  Second, I wrote a part about my memory and cognition.  Third, I wrote a part about my muscles.  In this way, I prepared to create a brain mousse by writing a book for my brain.

22.   I prepared to examine the noumenon.  I did this by using the trivium.  First, I applied geometry to an idea.  Second, I applied logic to the idea.  Third, I applied grammar to the idea.  In this way, I prepared to examine the noumenon by using the trivium.

23.   I prepared to create the univer-sity.  I did this by observing that the non-cosmologist was protected when she paid the cosmologist meditation teacher for meditation training.  First, I delivered yogic training in meditation and medicine.  Second, I delivered business training in economics, pedagogical training, theological protection and development of specific area of study.  Third, I delivered professor training in creative writing, theatre, music, fine arts, film, etc.  In this way, I prepared to create the univer-sity by observing that the non-cosmologist was protected when she paid the cosmologist meditation teacher for meditation training.

24.   I prepared to facilitate book presentations.  I did this by operating the book club.  First, I read the first book, reviewed and rated it.  Second, I read the next book, the review and rating of which interested me.  Third, I repeated this until I had read all the books from an era.  In this way, I prepared to facilitate book presentations by operating the book club.

25.  I prepared to attain famous status in the department.  I did this by becoming a professor.  First, I wrote books.  Second, I analysed the material using professorial ways of thinking (breasoning 20 breasonings out per sentence).  Third, I, earned the prerequisite qualifications.  In this way, I prepared to attain famous status in the department by becoming a professor.

26.   I prepared to demonstrate sentient knowledge about grammar.  I did this by writing 10 (20) breasonings per sentence in my philosophy.  First, I decided to write about broccoli.  Second, I wrote 10 breasonings about it as a pedagogue.  Third, I wrote a further 10 about it as a professor.  In this way, I prepared to demonstrate sentient knowledge about grammar by writing 10 (20) breasonings per sentence in my philosophy.

27.   I prepared to show how the doll’s digestive system was like a human’s digestive system.  I did this by simulating the doll eating broccoli.  First, I explained to the listener that I didn’t mean the doll actually ate the broccoli.  Second, I explained to the listener that I didn’t mean that the broccoli ate the doll.  Third, I explained to the listener that I didn’t mean a homophonous phrase “dollie ting broccoli,” meaning that the doll appeared to strike a chime in the broccoli.  In this way, I prepared to show how the doll’s digestive system was like a human’s digestive system by simulating the doll eating broccoli.

28.   I prepared to paint ideas when writing my thesis.  I did this by writing the thesis.  First, I wrote a Derridean story.  Second, I wrote an algorithm.  Third, I reordered and synthesized the parts of the algorithm.  In this way, I prepared to paint ideas when writing my thesis by writing the thesis.

29.   I prepared to write down one idea at a time.  I did this by taking notes during the lecture.  First, I creatively structured the secondary text.  Second, I wrote it.  Third, I verified it.  In this way, I prepared to write down one idea at a time by taking notes during the lecture.

30.   I prepared to create a tofu ice cream pyramid.  I did this by scooping the tofu ice cream.  First, I held the scoop.  Second, I scooped a scoop of tofu ice cream.  Third, I continued to place scoops of tofu ice cream in the bowl until there were enough scoops.  In this way, I prepared to create a tofu ice cream pyramid by scooping the tofu ice cream.

31.    I prepared to simulate feeding the dinosaur whale.  I did this by simulating the dinosaur whale.  First, I created the dinosaur whale’s paper head.  Second, I created the dinosaur whale’s paper body.  Third, I created the dinosaur whale’s paper tail.  In this way, I prepared to simulate feeding the dinosaur whale by simulating the dinosaur whale.

32.   I prepared to eat the tofu chocolate ice cream.  I did this by eating the vegan casserole.  First, I ate the rice.  Second, I ate the carrot.  Third, I ate the celery.  In this way, I prepared to eat the tofu chocolate ice cream by eating the vegan casserole.