1. I prepared to adorn myself with the lotus flower. I did this by picking the lotus flower. First, I walked to the pond. Second, I positioned the secateurs below the lotus flower. Third, I cut it from the plant. In this way, I prepared to adorn myself with it by picking it.
2. I prepared to like you. I did this by offering my hand. First, I lifted my hand. Second, I held your hand. Third, I lifted your hand. In this way, I prepared to like you by offering my hand.
3. I prepared to like myself. I did this by eating the coconut from it’s shell. First, I became a monastic. Second, I created the church’s spiritual life with God. Third, I brought world peace to the masses. In this way, I prepared to like myself by eating the coconut from it’s shell.
4. I prepared to love everyone. I did this by cutting the banana. First, I cut the banana off the tree. Second, I cut it’s skin off. Third, I cut it in half. In this way, I prepared to love everyone by cutting the banana.
5. I prepared to love you to everyone. I did this by writing the manifesto about a lock. First, I attended a theological school. Second, I used my theological training to guide people. Third, I taught their friends as well.
6. I prepared to love myself to everything. I did this by watering the medicinal plant instead of relying on luck. First, I filled the watering cylinder with water. Second, I positioned it over the plant’s leaves. Third, I watered it’s leaves. In this way, I prepared to love myself to everything by watering the medicinal plant instead of relying on luck.
7. I prepared to say my conclusion. I did this by hitting the drum. First, I held the stick. Second, I positioned it above the drum. Third, I struck the drum with the stick. In this way, I prepared to say my conclusion by hitting the drum.
8. I prepared to love you to me. I did this by accepting a donation. First, I placed the box in the hall. Second, I pointed it out to the meditator. Third, the meditator placed the donation in the box. In this way, I prepared to love you to me by accepting a donation.
9. I prepared to love you to you. I did this by writing a sacred text. First, I wrote a line. Second, I listened to my mother repeat it. Third, I held my mother to her point. In this way, I prepared to love you to you by writing a sacred text.
10. I prepared to love everyone to you. I did this by drinking the holy water. First, I blessed the water. Second, I filled each cup with water. Third, I drank the water in my cup. In this way, I prepared to love everyone to you by drinking the holy water.
11. I prepared to love everyone to me. I did this by jogging on the pavement. First, I placed running clothes and shoes. Second, I walked onto the pavement. Third, I ran on the pavement. In this way, I prepared to love everyone to me by jogging on the pavement.
12. I prepared to love everyone to you too. I did this by calculating how long it took to eat the store of apples. First, I set the sand timer at 0. Second, I timed how long it took to eat the apple. Third, I multiplied this time by the number of apples. In this way, I prepared to love everyone to you too by calculating how long it took to eat the store of apples.
13. I prepared to love everyone to me too. I did this by eating the guava. First, I halved the guava. Second, I scooped a spoonful of guava and ate it. Third, I repeated the second step until I had finished eating the guava. In this way, I prepared to love everyone to me too by eating the guava.
14. I prepared to love everyone to everyone. I did this by eating the pears with everyone. First, I cooked the pears. Second, I placed them into bowls. Third, I ate my pear with everyone. In this way, I prepared to love everyone to everyone by eating the pears with everyone.
15. I prepared to encourage vegans. I did this by loving everyone to sausage eaters. First, I decided to love. Second, I loved everyone. Third, I loved everyone to sausage eaters. In this way, I prepared to encourage vegans by loving everyone to sausage eaters.
16. I prepared to become the new God (leader). I did this by loving God (the leader). First, I found God (the leader). Second, I loved her. Third, I followed her. In this way, I prepared to become the new leader by loving God (the leader).
17. I prepared to remain in heaven (bliss). I did this by loving my partner. First, I found my partner. Second, I loved my partner. Third, I held on to my partner. In this way, I prepared to remain in heaven (bliss) by loving my partner.
18. I prepared to state that W.S. stood for white (a movie key term) and sorry (a music key term). I did this by loving my family member. First, I found Methuselah. Second, I found him on high. Third, I moved on. In this way, I prepared to state that W.S. stood for white (a movie key term) and sorry (a music key term) by loving my family member.
19. I prepared to think of the land of the magpie. I did this by drawing the magpie. First, I examined the magpie. Second, I drew her head. Third, I drew her body. In this way, I prepared to think of the land of the magpie by drawing the magpie.
20. I prepared to act on the day (in the shoot). I did this by acting on the day. First, I found the date and time of the call. Second, I found the place of the call. Third, I acted on the day. In this way, I prepared to act on the day (in the shoot) by acting on the day.
21. I prepared to eat the scone with the Idiot. I did this by stating that I am purusha (universal man). First, I liked you. Second, I liked the cosmos. Third, I became a universal man. In this way, I prepared to eat the scone with the Idiot by stating that I am purusha (universal man).
22. I prepared to like everything about the other purushas. I did this by liking them. First, I walked into the dormitory. Second, I introduced myself to the three purushas. Third, I held a conversation with them. In this way, I prepared to like everything about the other purushas by liking them.
23. I prepared to go back to black. I did this by being given a black lamb. First, I went to market. Second, I bought a black lamb. Third, I cuddled it at home. In this way, I prepared to go back to black by being given a black lamb.
24. I prepared to earn the degree. I did this by earning the required As. First, I asked Plato. Second, I asked the Heads of State. Third, I asked the religious leader (the man). In this way, I prepared to earn the degree by earning the required As.
25. I prepared to write the aphor symbol, or section symbol. I did this by playing with the cricket. First, I played with the cricket. Second I let him hop out of my hand. Second, I noticed him with his friend. In this way, I prepared to write the aphor symbol, or section symbol by playing with the cricket.
26. I prepared to taste test the new food. I did this by licking the taste tab. First, I found the blueberry taste tab. Second, I held it to my tongue. Third, I licked it. In this way, I prepared to taste test the new food by licking the taste tab.
27. I prepared to make the card gazebo. I did this by inserting the tab. First, I detached the card gazebo along the perforated lines. Second, I folded it along the creases. Third, I inserted the tab. In this way, I prepared to make the card gazebo by inserting the tab.
28. I prepared to synthesise Hegel’s idea with his main idea. I did this by placing my thesis online. First, I breasoned out 50 As. Second, I applied to an online journal. Third, I placed my thesis online. In this way, I prepared to synthesise Hegel’s idea with his main idea by placing my thesis online.
29. I prepared to fill my presentation with the ideas of Heidegger and Laozi. I did this by placing my presentation online. First, I wrote my presentation. Second, I placed it online. Third, I viewed it. In this way, I prepared to fill my presentation with the ideas of Heidegger and Laozi by placing my presentation online.
30. I prepared to breason out the gems. I did this by writing the required number of breasonings. First, I breasoned out quartz. Second, I breasoned out ruby. Third, I breasoned out lapis lazuli. In this way, I prepared to breason out the gems by writing the required number of breasonings.
31. I prepared to examine my existence with light. I did this by writing that the Lucian mantra should be repeated today. First, I lit up my mind. Second, I lit up my body. Third, I lit up my world. In this way, I prepared to examine inner light by writing that the Lucian mantra should be repeated today.
32. I prepared to bring beings to life. I did this by practicing the Green sutra. First, I examined the void. Second, I examined meditation. Third, I examined pedagogy. In this way, I prepared to bring beings to life by practicing the Green sutra.