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1. I prepared to remove the carrageenan from the ice cream recipe.  I did this by licking all of the top half of the lollipop at the same time.  First, I attached my teeth to the top half of the lollipop.  Second, I clenched the top half of the lollipop.  Third, I removed the top half of the lollipop.  In this way, I prepared to remove the carrageenan from the ice cream recipe by licking all of the top half of the lollipop at the same time.

2. I prepared to prevent the * by pre-empting the person’s anger.  I did this by skewering the sausage sideways.  First, I rotated the sausage so that it pointed up.  Second, I aimed the skewer at the top of the sausage.  Third, I pierced the sausage lengthwise with the skewer.  In this way, I prepared to prevent the * by pre-empting the person’s anger by skewering the sausage sideways.

3. I prepared to read the person’s face.  I did this by reading the face of the pill with writing on it.  First, I turned the pill over if there was no writing on it’s top face.  Second, I read the writing in this case.  Otherwise, first I read the writing written on the top face of the pill.  In this way, I prepared to read the person’s face by reading the face of the pill with writing on it.

4. I prepared to eat the salad sandwich. I did this by putting the bowl on the bench to be served.  First, I lifted the bowl high.  Second, I placed it on the edge of the bench.  Third, I slid it onto the centre of the bench.  In this way, I prepared to eat the salad sandwich by putting the bowl on the bench to be served.

5. I prepared to kiss the Head of Philosophy at University on the cheek.  I did this because the Head of Philosophy at University and I liked each other.  First, I took her hand.  Second, I looked her in the eye.  Third, I shook her hand.  In this way, I prepared to kiss the Head of Philosophy at University on the cheek because she and I liked each other.

6. I prepared to taste each asparagus head separately.  I did this by tasting each ice cream one at a time, to compare their flavours.  First, I licked the strawberry ice cream.  Second, I licked the orange ice cream.  Third, I chose the strawberry ice cream because it was sweeter.  In this way, I prepared to taste each asparagus head separately by tasting each ice cream one at a time, to compare their flavours.

7. I prepared to put the baddie in jail.  I did this by catching him.  First, I looked at the man’s face.  Second, I compared it with the face of the baddie on the chart.  Third, I placed the man whose face was on the chart behind bars.  In this way, I prepared to put the baddie in jail by catching him.

8. The man prepared to receive the Internet order.  I did this by assisting the ball giver by predicting where he would give me the ball.  First, I walked to where the ball-giver would give me the ball.  Second, I lifted my arms to receive the ball.  Third, I received the ball when the man gave it to me.  In this way, the man prepared to receive the Internet order by predicting where he would give me the ball.

9. I prepared to walk.  I did this by touching the table with my tactile hand without looking.  First, I stood beside the table.  Second, I closed me eyes.  Third, I touched the table.  In this way, I prepared to walk by touching the table with my tactile hand without looking.

10. I prepared to accelerate the particle.  I did this by lowering my sensitive arm more and more slowly onto the deck chair’s arm.  First, I started moving my arm quickly towards the deck chair arm.  Second, I started moving my arm more slowly towards the deck chair arm.  Third, I relaxed my arm when it had reached the deck chair arm.  In this way, I prepared to accelerate the particle by lowering my sensitive arm more and more slowly onto the deck chair’s arm.

11. I prepared to paint the dock.  I did this by using the brush stylus to intuitively paint with the computer tablet.  First, I decided to paint a long thin stroke.  Second, I chose to start the stroke with the corner of the brush to paint a thin stroke.  Third, I painted the stroke with the brush on an angle to paint a long stroke.  In this way, I prepared to paint the dock by using the brush stylus to intuitively paint with the computer tablet.

12. I prepared to synchronise the files.  I did this by breathing in and out at the same time as my friend.  First, I watched my friend starting to breathe in.  Second, I started to breathe in.  Third, I repeated this by breathing out at the same time as my friend.  In this way, I prepared to synchronise the files by breathing in and out at the same time as my friend.

13. I prepared to store a cup in a wall.  I did this by putting my tongue in the lolly’s hole.  First, I poked my tongue out.  Second, I started pushing it into the hole.  Third, I stopped pushing my tongue forward when it had reached the end of the hole.  In this way, I prepared to store a cup in a wall by putting my tongue in the lolly’s hole.

14. I prepared to wait until sunset.  I did this by staying at the laboratory for as long as possible.  First, I wrote a list of items to do during the day.  Second, I wrote the time each item would take.  Third, I completed each item in the necessary item.  In this way, I prepared to wait until sunset by staying at the laboratory for as long as possible.

15. I prepared to write a computer program with a minimalist main predicate, in other words with code in the main predicate moved to other predicates.  I did this by cleaning my neck.  First, I wetted a sponge.  Second, I applied the sponge to my neck.  Third, I soaked up any water on my neck.  In this way, I prepared to write a computer program with a minimalist main predicate by cleaning my neck.

16. I prepared to maintain my self-confidence.  I did this by smiling at the person facing me.  First, I looked at the left eye of the person facing me.  Second, I looked at the right eye of the person facing me.  Third, I smiled at her.  In this way, I prepared to maintain my self-confidence by smiling at the person facing me.

17. I prepared to love each idea.  I did this by loving, in other words repeating 80 lucian mantras.  First, I repeated five lucian mantras.  Second, I repeated this twice.  Third, I repeated this eight times.  In this way, I prepared to love each idea by loving, in other words repeating 80 lucian mantras.

18. Einstein prepared to test what was built into an atom.  He did this by eating a bagel at each eatery.  First, he went to the first eatery.  Second, he ate a bagel there.  Third, he repeated this until he had visited each eatery.  In this way, Einstein prepared to test what was built into an atom by eating a bagel at each eatery.

19. I prepared to become a professor.  I did this by concentrating well at University.  First, I enrolled at University.  Second, I attended class there.  Third, I finished each degree one at a time (note: lecturers are trained to fail students who are enrolled in two separately enrolled degrees at a time).  In this way, I prepared to become a professor by concentrating well at University.

20. I prepared to wear the heat shield.  I did this by making the pocket out of fabric by attaching it to the hole.  First, I cut out two pocket halves from the fabric.  Second, I sewed their bottoms and sides together.  Third, I sewed the tops of the two sides of the pocket to the two sides of the hole for the pocket.  In this way, I prepared to wear the heat shield by making the pocket out of fabric by attaching it to the hole.

21. I prepared to say a prayer to have cloudy mucous in meditation.  I did this by eating the brazil nut.  First, I bit the brazil nut.  Second, I chewed it.  Third, I looked at the chewed nut.  In this way, I prepared to say a prayer to have cloudy mucous in meditation by eating the brazil nut.

22. I visited people’s houses with a security guard to teach meditation.  I did this by generously giving my time to the church.  First, I walked to the first house.  Second, I worked out how to go to the next house.  Third, I continued doing this until I had visited each house in the list.  In this way, I visited people’s houses with a security guard to teach meditation by generously giving my time to the church.

23. I prepared to disseminate the atom.  I did this by swallowing the cream whole.  First, I stuck a chopstick through the cream in my mouth before swallowing it.  Second, I stuck a skewer through the cream in my mouth before swallowing it.  Third, I stuck a small skewer through the cream in my mouth before swallowing it.  In this way, I prepared to disseminate the atom by swallowing the cream whole.

24. I prepared to disseminate the electron.  I did this by cleaning the shoe top to bottom and front to back.  First, I cleaned from left to right of the front top of the shoe.  Second, I cleaned from front to back of the top of the shoe.  Third, I cleaned from the top to bottom of the shoe.  In this way, I prepared to disseminate the electron by cleaning the shoe top to bottom and front to back.

25. I prepared to fire particles through the subatomic bond.  I did this by cleaning the utensil, in other words, the fork.  First, I cleaned the fork in the water.  Second, I cleaned the fork with an absorbent dish cloth.  Third, I dried the fork with a dry dish cloth.  In this way, I prepared to fire particles through the subatomic bond by cleaning the utensil.

26. I prepared to be safe at the pop concert.  I did this by reading at home.  First, I selected the first book on my pile of books.  Second, I opened the book at the first page.  Third, I read each page until the end of the book.  In this way, I prepared to be safe at the pop concert by reading at home.

27. I prepared to write on input and output into and out of a didgeridoo respectively.  I did this by deciding who would write on each half of a text in a pair of people.  First, I scanned each half of the text.  Second, I delegated writing on the first half of the text to the person who preferred it.  Third, I delegated writing on the second half of the text to the person who preferred it.  In this way, I prepared to write on input and output into and out of a didgeridoo respectively by deciding who would write on each half of a text in a pair of people.  

28. I prepared to clear away parts of the nucleus from being in the system being modeled.  I did this by wetting a cloth and cleaning the child’s face.  First, I wet the cloth under the tap.  Second, I touched the child’s face with the cloth.  Third, I cleaned the child’s face with the cloth.  In this way, I prepared to clear away parts of the nucleus from being in the system being modeled by wetting a cloth and cleaning the child’s face.

29. I prepared to verify the colour of pigment subatomic particles in the gas.  I did this by telling my friend where there was a good deal.  First, I looked at the object.  Second, I looked at the object’s price tag.  Third, I told my friend about the good deal, in other words, low price for the object.  In this way, I prepared to verify the colour of pigment subatomic particles in the gas by telling my friend where there was a good deal.

30. I prepared to verify that I knew the quantum electron’s properties.  I did this by accepting a ticket from my friend when I was available.  First, I checked when I was free.  Second, I accepted the ticket for this time.  Third, I attended the concert at this time.

31. I prepared to give my time to the radiation experiment using personal protective equipment.  I did this by giving my student the A grade for an assignment.  First, I read the assignment.  Second, I wrote the number of correct responses down.  Third, I wrote the student had earned the A grade for the assignment because the number of correct responses were 80% of the questions in the assignment.  In this way, I prepared to give my time to the radiation experiment by giving my student the A grade for an assignment.

32. I prepared to examine the molecule to test the hypothesised effect of subatomic particles on it’s properties, in the same way that I would ask the teacher different questions about the test.  I did this by revising for the test.  First, I read the question.  Second, I read the answer.  Third, I tested I understood the answer.  In this way, I prepared to examine the molecule to test the hypothesised effect of subatomic particles on it’s properties, in the same way that I would ask the teacher different questions about the test by revising for the test.  First, I read the question.

33. I prepared to eat the vegan delight.  I did this by licking the three-fruit ice cream.  First, I licked the strawberry ice cream.  Second, I licked the peach ice cream.  Third, I licked the mango ice cream.  In this way, I prepared to eat the vegan delight by licking the three-fruit ice cream.

34. I, the philosopher, prepared to be there.  I did this by writing.  First, I was in the centre with you.  Second, I wrote about it with you.  Third, I liked you.  In this way, I, the philosopher, prepared to be there by writing.

35. I prepared to let my would-be daughter and her husband keep the dowry.  I did this by giving the dowry.  First, I found my daughter.  Second, I gave her half the dowry.  Third, I gave her husband half the dowry.  In this way, I prepared to let my would-be daughter and her husband keep the dowry by giving the dowry.

36. I prepared to approve of my daughter’s quality of life.  I did this by observing the parent approve of the partner.  First, I observed the parent test the partner’s job.  Second, I observed the parent test the partner’s outward manner.  Third, I observed the parent test the partner’s physical state.  In this way, I prepared to approve of my daughter’s quality of life by observing the parent approve of the partner.

37. I prepared to act on my status.  I did this by verifying my status.  First, I checked the train’s current station.  Second, I verified whether it was my destination.  Third, I disembarked if it was.  In this way, I prepared to act on my status by verifying my status.

38. I prepared to verify that you would be at the place at the same time as me.  I did this by verifying your status against my status.  First, I saw you.  Second, I decided to walk to you.  Third, I met you.  In this way, I prepared to verify that you would be at the place at the same time as me by verifying your status against my status.

39. I prepared to lead the good life.  I did this by preventing problems on the farm.  First, I wrote the question.  Second, I wrote the answer.  Third, I replied with this answer when this question arose.  In this way, I prepared to lead the good life by preventing problems on the farm.

40. I prepared to take notes.  I did this by finding the lost leash.  First, I looked on the table.  Second, I found it.  Third, I went for a walk.  In this way, I prepared to take notes by finding the lost leash.

41. I prepared to write the breasoning’s algorithm.  I did this by observing the student agreeing with the breasonings.  First, I observed the student agree with the breasoning.  Second, I observed the student agree with the breasoning’s algorithm’s first breasoning.  Third, I observed the student agree with the breasoning’s algorithm’s second breasoning.  In this way, I prepared to write the breasoning’s algorithm by observing the student agreeing with the breasonings.

42. I prepared to endorse fairness.  I did this by agreeing with positivity in relationships.  First, I found the relationship.  Second, I determined that it was positive.  Third, I agreed with it.  In this way, I prepared to endorse fairness by agreeing with positivity in relationships.

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