Aphors[]
1. I prepared to catch the rabbit. I did this by chasing the rabbit. First, I found the rabbit. Second, I observed him run. Second, I ran after the rabbit. In this way, I prepared to catch the rabbit by chasing the rabbit.
2. I prepared to say yes to a consumer. I did this by stating that the card read, “Yes”. First, I found the card. Second, I read the card. Third, I said, “Yes”. In this way, I prepared to say yes to a consumer by stating that the card read, “Yes”.
3. I prepared to carry the King’s tray. I did this by listening to the King say, “No” (“Yes”). First, I walked along the red carpet. Second, I was the King’s audience. Third, I listened to the King say, “Yes”. In this way, I prepared to carry the King’s tray by listening to the King say, “No” (“Yes”).
4. I prepared to commission a work. I did this by saying, “Yes”. First, I walked to my discussion partner. Second, I introduced myself. Third, I said, “Yes”. In this way, I prepared to commission a work by saying, “Yes”.
5. I prepared to travel into the water. I did this by pulling the runabout forward. First, I entered the water. Second, I grasped the rope. Third, I pulled the runabout through the water. In this way, I prepared to travel into the water by pulling the runabout forward.
6. I prepared to entertain the pig. I did this by calling the pig. First, I entered the yard. Second, I saw Charlotte the pig. Third, I called Charlotte. In this way, I prepared to entertain the pig by calling her.
7. I prepared to serve salad sandwiches. I did this by straining the water from the lettuce by using a colander. First, I placed the lettuce in the colander. Second, I twirled the colander. Third, I removed the water tray. In this way, I prepared to serve salad sandwiches by straining the water from the lettuce by using a colander.
8. I prepared to avoid too much gas being produced by my stomach. I did this by reminding myself using the digicon (sic) not to eat too much salt, causing too much HCl (hydrochloric acid) to be formed in my stomach. First, I read the stomach icon. Second, I read the label “NaCl X” printed on the stomach icon. Third, I ate the vegan croissant, which did not contain too much salt. In this way, I prepared to avoid too much gas being produced by my stomach by reminding myself using the digicon (sic) not to eat too much salt, causing too much HCl (hydrochloric acid) to be formed in my stomach.
9. I prepared to store energy in my body. I did this by eating the natural sugar. First, I picked the apple. Second, I peeled the apple. Third, I ate the apple. In this way, I prepared to store energy in my body by eating the natural sugar.
10. I prepared to eat dessert. I did this by preventing Negeia (sic, things that may possess negative reasons), for example protecting human worth by eating a currant bun. First, I placed the currant bun on a plate. Second, I lifted the currant bun to my lips. Third, I bit the currant bun. In this way, I prepared to eat dessert by preventing Negeia (sic, things that may possess negative reasons), for example protecting human worth by eating a currant bun.
11. I prepared to reduce psychiatric costs. I did this by preventing etiological phenomena (the virus AIDS, in fact maintaining human happiness by using a condom, in fact abstaining from sex). First, I stood at the start of the path. Second, I started walking along the path. Third, I walked along the path until the end of it. In this way, I prepared to reduce psychiatric costs by preventing etiological phenomena (the disease AIDS, in fact maintaining human happiness by using a condom, in fact abstaining from sex).
12. I prepared to remain healthy. I did this by preventing the virus influenza by avoiding coughing people (promoting gaiety by talking with healthy people). First, I walked into the room. Second, I talked with healthy people. Third, I left the room. In this way, I prepared to remain healthy by preventing the virus influenza by avoiding coughing people (promoting gaiety by talking with healthy people).
13. I prepared to form the international society. I did this by preventing racism (promoting multiculturalism by making friends with all races). First, I made friends with a person from the first race. Second, I prepared to make friends with a person from the next race. Third, I repeated this until I had made friends with people from all of the races. In this way, I prepared to form the international society by preventing racism (promoting multiculturalism by making friends with all races).
14. I prepared to make sure people of different genders had equal rights. I did this by preventing sexism (promoting gender equality by employing equal numbers of men and women). First, I employed a man. Second, I employed a woman. Third, I repeated this until all the positions had been filled. In this way, I prepared to make sure people of different genders had equal rights by preventing sexism (promoting gender equality by employing equal numbers of men and women).
15. I prepared to walk to the next room. I did this by preventing murder (suggesting the first person held the door open). First, I suggested the first person hold the door open. Second, she held it open. Third, everyone walked through. In this way, I prepared to walk to the next room by preventing murder (suggesting the first person held the door open).
16. I prepared to give people enough room to move. I did this by preventing rape (promoting sexual respect by giving people personal space). First, I imagined a one-metre-square box around the person’s feet. Second, I walked towards the box. Third, I stopped when I reached the box. In this way, I prepared to give people enough room to move by preventing rape (promoting sexual respect by giving people personal space).
17. I prepared to make sure that the place where I was was safe. I did this by preventing terrorism (promoting counter-terrorism measures by reporting an abandoned bag on the ground). First, I identified the isolated bag. Second, I double-checked it didn’t belong to anyone. Third, I reported it to authorities. In this way, I prepared to make sure that the place where I was was safe by preventing terrorism (promoting counter-terrorism measures by reporting an abandoned bag on the ground).
18. I prepared the person. I did this by preventing pedophilia (respecting the person). First, I walked to the person. Second, I shook his hand. Third, I walked back. In this way, I prepared the person by preventing pedophilia (respecting the person).
19. I prepared to play in the house. I did this by preventing nuclear weapons (respect people by building a cubby house). First, I built the floor. Second, I built the walls. Third, I built the roof. In this way, I prepared to play in the house by preventing nuclear weapons (respect people by building a cubby house).
20. I prepared to be a creative writing/philosophy pedagogue. I did this by preventing mistakes (maintaining correctness by undertaking training for my primary job). First, I retrieved the job training I needed. Second, I contrasted the job training’s skills with the skills I needed for my job. Third, I completed additional training to learn the skills I needed for my job. In this way, I prepared to be a creative writing/philosophy pedagogue by preventing mistakes (maintaining correctness by undertaking training for my primary job).
21. I prepared to eat the tofu nuggets. I did this by preventing animal products from being produced (I cooked the tofu). First, I placed the tofu in the wok. Second, I started to cook it. Third, I stopped cooking it after 4 minutes. In this way, I prepared to eat the tofu nuggets by preventing animal products from being produced (I cooked the tofu).
22. I prepared to return true when three variables were true. I did this by designing a quantum light circuit. First, I shone a red light at the electrode. Second, I shone a green light at a mirror in the path of the red light, forming a beam of yellow light shining at the electrode. Third, I shone a blue light at a mirror in the path of the yellow light, forming a beam of white light shining at the electrode, triggering the electrode. In this way, I prepared to return true when three variables were true by designing a quantum light circuit.
23. I prepared to abbreviate a sentence. I did this by way of poseia (positive ideas) for example, I performed a magic trick (I made a sentence expander). First, I wrote, “Madam, I’m Adam,” then folded the end of the strip of the paper over to cover the name “Adam”. Second I read the sentence, “Madam, I’m”. Third, I unfolded the strip of paper to read the expanded sentence, “Madam, I’m Adam”. In this way, I prepared to abbreviate a sentence by way of poseia (positive ideas) for example, I performed a magic trick (I made a sentence expander).
24. I prepared to comment that the peach wrapper went well with the peach. I did this by defining sex (in fact, eating a peach). First, I unwrapped the peach. Second, I verified that the peach was ripe. Third, I consumed the peach. In this way, I prepared to comment that the peach wrapper went well with the peach by defining sex (in fact, eating a peach).
25. I prepared to attach ideas to what the employees said. I did this by exercising equality in relation to gays (I demonstrated equality in employing workers). First, I asked an assistant to assign numbers to the applicants. Second, I selected the numbers of applicants who knew enough details. Third, I memorised their names. In this way, I prepared to attach ideas to what the employees said by exercising equality in relation to gays (I demonstrated equality in employing workers).
26. I prepared to quadruple the number of possible breasonings, in conjunction with collecting breasonings from new spoken languages. I did this by creating new breasonings by translating into new computer languages. First, I wrote the breasoning. Second, I wrote it in a new computer language. Third, I wrote the breasoning(s) which it signified. In this way, I prepared to quadruple the number of possible breasonings, in conjunction with collecting breasonings from new spoken languages by creating new breasonings by translating into new computer languages.
27. I prepared to drink the cordial. I did this by making peace with a dialogue participant by eating carrot sandwiches together. First, I held the carrot sandwich. Second, I placed the carrot sandwich in my mouth. Third, I bit it. In this way, I prepared to drink the cordial by making peace with a dialogue participant by eating carrot sandwiches together.
28. I prepared to be famous. I did this by following the naked-person-graph (designing an education activity to teach a Prolog program). First, I wrote the input to the predicate. Second, I computed the output of the predicate. Third, I repeated this until I had computed the result of the Prolog program. In this way, I prepared to be famous by following the naked-person-graph (designing an education activity to teach a Prolog program).
29. I prepared to show a high quality thought. I did this by writing a 10 breasoning A (non-hit) or 25 breasoning A (hit) to sell an internet video talk or course. First, I contacted Scripsi. Second, I contacted Quadrant. Third, I contacted Meanjin. In this way, I prepared to show a high quality thought by writing a 25 breasoning A to sell an internet video talk or course.
30. I prepared to satisfy the professional requirements for a product. I did this by writing 5 As (non-hit) or 10 As (hit) to sell an internet video talk or course. First, I contacted the New Yorker. Second, I contacted Punch. Third, I contacted Cosmopolitan. In this way, I prepared to satisfy the professional requirements for a product by writing 5 As (non-hit) or 10 As (hit) to sell an internet video talk or course.
31. I prepared to become a web fan. I did this by running a viral algorithm. First, I breasoned out 5 As. Second, I performed 45 brain thoughts after meditating using 80 lucian mantras (drawing an illustration). Third, I dotted on a grid, making, doing, having, time to prepare for the video web site counter, a large cloud to protect oneself from the wires being felt, a non-famous wire and a famous wire. In this way, I prepared to become a web fan by running a viral algorithm.
32. I prepared to write for people. I did this by spending money to advertise a video. First, I entered the demographic place. Second, I entered the demographic time. Third, I entered the contribution amount. In this way, I prepared to write for people by spending money to advertise a video.